#also if anyone cares. it’s set in 2008. idk why though !!!! bc that doesn’t add up with the way they talk abt fax machines as outdated

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Can i ask how old is Oct and Jed in the fic?

octavius is 45 and jed is 41 :3

and YES i will be describing the greying hair and permanent eye bags and smile lines so no one is allowed to picture them as sexy and young. and YES octavius is going to have shitty clicky knees during sex and probably will need to pop some viagra before the whole ordeal and i will be describing his dad bod in excruciating detail so that it’s physically impossible to imagine him as a twinkified 30 year old. only visibly ageing sexy men in my fics thank you very much